2 out of 2

This will most likely be the quickest match we will have all season. The first four matches finished within 90 mins. Only the PM made sure he got his £5 worth.

First on was little ant, 15-5, 15-6, 15-6. The only good bit of this match was when he forgot to duck and got hit in the head with the ball. But no sense no feeling.

Ronnie was on next, a return to his old club. So out to impress, no need to have worried. Could of taken his big comfy armchair on court. 15-5, 15-13, 15-7.

Worzel was on next , he had his Thursday head on 15-7, 15-5, 15-7. He would still of won with aunt sally’s head .

Me next , no problem. 15-6, 15-8, 15-8 Only good thing about this match is I didn’t have a rant at the marker.

The PM on next, he played a cross between the Indian rubber man and inspector gadget. But a hard fought win 16-14, 17-15, 15-13. Against a very awkward and unconventional player

So 20 points in the bag, time for pizza and pint. And watching little ant nearly in tears as the last slice pizza was taken away from him. Kebab on the way home for him.